Thursday, December 21, 2006

Stocking Stuffer?

This will only encourage Patty, but here is the latest toy sensation that will be under all holiday flora this year, the Talking Trombone Teacher Doll.
Sample phrases include:

* "I think you should go with a bigger mouthpiece"
* "Nobody's playing 88H's anymore"
* "You'll never win an audition if you play it like that"
* "You need to get a Thayer conversion"
* "I'm sick of teaching, let's go get a beer"

2 comments:

Christopher J. Simerman Jr. said...

just wow....and i can't get mad cause it's essentially true!

Elaine Fine said...

I'm disappointed. I was expecting a link to an actual doll.