tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6980672.post112516463585930273..comments2023-10-08T08:38:09.714-04:00Comments on Musical Perceptions: 21st Century Strings?Scotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01286095156825716887noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6980672.post-1128707619073569822005-10-07T13:53:00.001-04:002005-10-07T13:53:00.001-04:00What's the main difference between a violin and a ...What's the main difference between a violin and a viola? A viola burns about five minutes longer.<BR/><BR/>How is a viola solo like wetting your pants? They are both warm personal experiences that nobody else can hear.<BR/><BR/>How ara a violists fingers like lightning? They never strike the same place twice.<BR/><BR/>What's the difference between a violist and a three week old corpse? One smells bad and the other attracts flies.<BR/><BR/>I have more. ;^)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6980672.post-1128707580099895242005-10-07T13:53:00.000-04:002005-10-07T13:53:00.000-04:00I have a viola joke: A viola musician had to park ...I have a viola joke: A viola musician had to park his car in a dangerous neighborhood, and left his viola sitting on the back seat. After walking a few blocks towards his destination, he realized that he forgot to lock the car. Sprinting back to the car, he saw it was too late: someone had left another viola in the car.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com